“Virtuous” Advice for Just About Anyone

(A little bit of silliness to jump start the week-end. If you'd like to add, have at it in the comments section :D)


When in a bad mood, keep still and silent.
If someone is explosive in front of you,
be silent and walk away backwards.
If you feel explosive,
try not to projectile flip out at anyone. And remember punching a wall will hurt.
If anything, you're best off remaining still and silent here too.
Baggy jumpsuits do not suit you, nor do they look cute, “earthy”, or virile.
Ever.
When tired, you get in a lonely, yet antisocial mood:
If you hadn’t noticed, it’s a terrible combination. Rethink this one.
Difficulties are abundant, but often sporadic in occurrence--
Cheer-up while you can.
Listen to the echo of your own voice. Avoid being nasal or strident,
or you’ll annoy yourself too.
Ordinariness can be restful,
so stop trying to be “interesting”, every once in a while.
Get _really_ lost once, and the next time you’ll know your way!
If you only have $2 to spend in a grocery store, buy broccoli.
(Fine. Popeye would disagree here, but trust me, on this one).
Your mother will call you back ten more times throughout the day. Let it ring, and finish breakfast.
When was the last time you changed your shoe insoles or dusted the fan??
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
Have a day,
And try to make it a good one.
:)


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